and you will be too in this fine official Virtual Redneck
T-shirt. Available in Small, Medium, Large and Xtry-Large.
Only
$13.95 +S&H
Only
$15.50 +S&H Gift Wrapped
Please
specify size and if'n it goes to someone else there address when ya'll git to
"special instructions" at check-out. we ain't no dang mind readers
ya know.