DANG IT'S SEXY

and you will be too in this fine official Virtual Redneck T-shirt. Available in Small, Medium, Large and Xtry-Large.

Only $13.95 +S&H
Only $15.50 +S&H Gift Wrapped
Please specify size and if'n it goes to someone else there address when ya'll git to "special instructions" at check-out. we ain't no dang mind readers ya know.